1. Ask if they can have a discount because they are paying with cash… errr no!
2. Ask you to check for something in the back then wait for you to come out to ask for something else! … get everything you want to ask for first i only have 2 legs
3. Stand there hesitating at the chip and pin machine like its going to bite their hand off if they put their card in.
4. GO TO THE FUCKING MIDDLE TILL! ( I will have to explain this a little more in detail, basically my shop had 3 tills - - - I would be standing at the end till but the customer would still go to the middle till like it has some sort of magnetic force pulling them in)
5. HUFF because you ask them to come to the end till ( the one your serving at)
6. Go to another member of staff and ask the same question they asked you even though they are only going to tell them the same thing!
7. Leave clothes on the hangers inside out scruffy twats
8. Let their kids drop sausage roll all over the shop.
9. LOOK at their watch and roll their eyes because there is a queue!
10. Tell you their life story ( love im here to put your clothes in a bag i do not want to know about your nans piss bag thanks tra)